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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

Testicles.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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