- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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