Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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