A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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honest politician

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Hi

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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