- Anti Joke

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy