- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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