A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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