- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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