How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Tunechi

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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