A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Choir.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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