Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Donkey lips

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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