- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Morning wood.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Fart

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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