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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

A person from Singapore eats

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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