- Anti Joke

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

your mother

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Whats worse than a joke? This

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.