- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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