roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

charlie sheen

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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