- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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