3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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I have an erection My mom!

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Women's Rights Movement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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