- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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THe Election

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Y u do dis?

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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