- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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