Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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ur gay

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Type better antijokes above

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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