- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I grunt when I poop.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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