- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Whats two plus two? Miles

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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