- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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