What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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