(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

There was an american man on the way to work.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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