Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

why is pie good. because it just is.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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