Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

womens rights.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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