- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

womens rights.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Ebola

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

roses are red. violets are violet...

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