What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

I'm Jewish

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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