what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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hard cheese

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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