- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Can midgets still have big dreams?

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Ben Corbishley

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Barack Obama

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

John Cena for president

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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