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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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