- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

What's circular and round A circle

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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