A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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