- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

say it ten times fast: oh

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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