im not food

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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tommy is retared

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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