Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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this is not a joke. jks

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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im not food

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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