- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

who is awesome? no one...

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown