knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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I <3 Hitler

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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