Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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women's rights

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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