What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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