- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Once upon a time

whats 1 + 1? 2

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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