Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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