- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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