Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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bryden is a faggot

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SBB

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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James Patrick Campbell

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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