What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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