What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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A seal walks into a club.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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