my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the dog die? He was old

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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