- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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