- Anti Joke

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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