A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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canadians

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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My kids are mistakes.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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