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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

4 hours later.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Do u take sugar?

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

4 hours later.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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