- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Chuck norris

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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