A possesed goat: "moo"

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Womens rights

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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So I was walking down the road today

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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