- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Moo! I'm a goat!

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

womens rights.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

homosexuals are gay

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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