How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Do you like fishsticks No

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