- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Carrot fingers

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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