Without geometry life would be pointless

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Please Rape William Wright

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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