- Anti Joke

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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