Stop me if you heard this one before.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Your Mother

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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CAS

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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