why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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eh

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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