What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Church.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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