-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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