What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Anti Joke

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