Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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A person from Singapore eats

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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