- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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