your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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