Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

I have suicidal thoughts

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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