Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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shut up kobe!

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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