Not a joke.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Justin Bieber

gay people

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Queens Park rangers

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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