what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Guess who is violent. Osama

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

yes i can connor, this is brett.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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